im having one of those unattractive days
i mean years
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
guys, i don’t like it.
We’re not going to talk about the fact that the National Geographic Twitter just told a rainbow to go home because it’s drunk?
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in
update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a teacher
UPDATE: THE PRINCIPLE WALKED IN AND DIDNT NOTICE ANYTHING
These two kids who had never met before, decided to hug it out (via)
Hug it out
Raven was the original Nicki Minaj.
It’s like she saw the future or something
oh look, there’s a hole on your dashboard
THAT IS MY HOLE